July 29, 2012

The Food Pyramid of Action

Being an action hero doesn’t just require you to kill bad guys, say one liners, and shoot as many guns as humanly possible. No, it requires much more than those kinds of criteria. You also have to keep in mind your nutrition in order to keep that status of action hero. Nutrition is such an important balanced aspect of action heroes that is usually neglected in exposing, but I am here to inform you of the food you need in order to be in tip top ass kicking form.

Alcohol: They say alcohol is bad for you. I call bull on that because alcohol is one of the driving forces of an action hero. John McClane, Joe Hallenback, and Marion Cobretti have used alcohol to surpress unnecessary baggage and helps them learn to handle tense situations. Lack of inhibition, lack of caring, and a penchant for insults is a major requirement for action heroes and alcohol can surely provide these qualities in spades.

Meat: Protein. You won’t get ripped like Rambo just eating salads. You need meat. I’m talking steak, ribs, chicken, meat loaf, pork chops, and more steak. Meat is the main food group of action heroes. The only subdivision includes steak, chicken, maybe some fish, and sausage. When cooking meat, also include alcohol in your cooking for extra flavor.

Cigars: They’re not food, but they can add spice to your food. Sprinkle some ashes on your steak to get more Eastwood and McQueen in your system. It is scientifically proven.

Green Berets: Schwarzenegger said it best. It’s part of a balanced breakfast.

Follow these nutritional tips and you will surely be in top action form in no time.

About the Author

My name is Omar and I love action movies. I grew up loving action films thanks in part to my father who would deliver a healthy dose of Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis, and Seagal in my movie diet. Ever since then, I continue to love the genre more and more and go along perfectly with my love for the horror genre. What other movie genre can specialize in giving you pure adrenaline and excitement in every turn?



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