August 12, 2012

Symptoms of Watching The Expendables 2

Only take Expendables 2 when your need for hardcore action movies is running low. Never take EX2 if r rated violence, profanity, hardcore fighting, one liners, and seeping testosterone is not your thing.

Taking The Expendables 2 might include symptoms like:

-Thirst for violence

-Ability to grow a beard at will

-Early start to puberty for those aged under 14

-Penchant to own a safe house full of guns

-Traveling to other countries to start a war

-Increase usage of profanity

-Love for strip clubs and tattoos of skulls and knives

-Penchant to say one liners all the time

-Grow muscles where muscles don’t exist


About the Author

My name is Omar and I love action movies. I grew up loving action films thanks in part to my father who would deliver a healthy dose of Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis, and Seagal in my movie diet. Ever since then, I continue to love the genre more and more and go along perfectly with my love for the horror genre. What other movie genre can specialize in giving you pure adrenaline and excitement in every turn?



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