August 15, 2012

The Perk and Curse of Marrying An Action Hero

Action heroes can get married. They have the right to be happy or sad depending on what your viewpoint of marriage is. I know there are plenty of women out there who would love to be in the arms of John McClane, James Bond (duh), and Bryan Mills.  However, such a big commitment especially with a man like any of those mentioned above, you have to keep in mind of the consequences that are prevalent if a woman just so wishes to settle down. Here’s a quick guideline for all you ladies as to what to expect if you marry an action hero:

The Good

– Great sex especially if it’s half way through a serious situation.

– An exciting lifestyle filled with adventure and danger.

– The city will always cover your expenses (car, home)

– Your husband gets to save you.

The Bad

– You just might die. Like a good 85% chance of it.

– Getting kidnapped

– Having your kids be kidnapped

– Destruction of your property

– Death threats

– The husband destroying the family SUV

– Lack of focus from your husband on the family

– Kids will grow up with daddy issues

– Higher divorce rate compared to any other relationship

Hmm…seems like there’s more bad than good. Oh well, you get what you ask for I guess.

About the Author

My name is Omar and I love action movies. I grew up loving action films thanks in part to my father who would deliver a healthy dose of Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis, and Seagal in my movie diet. Ever since then, I continue to love the genre more and more and go along perfectly with my love for the horror genre. What other movie genre can specialize in giving you pure adrenaline and excitement in every turn?



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