November 30, 2012

Nameless Drivers

If you need a job done with no questions asked (and Frank Martin is busy) then you may want to hire these men of mystery. They all have the same name: Driver, and they all have one thing in common: they know how to drive very fast.








(Drive) Driver #1 works as a stuntman in the movies, but in his spare time he’ll help you out if you need a getaway driver. He may get distracted however, as he’s fallen in love with a nice single mother who seems to good to be true. Alas, when something seems too good to be true, that’s because it is. Said lady has a husband who is about to be released from prison and he’s got himself in a spot of bother. Driver makes the unwise decision to help out  the man known as Standard (The Deluxe Edition was sold out) and things go from bad to worse. He ends up getting involved with gangsters and it doesn’t end well. Not the best idea to be stuck in an elevator with this guy. Hmm, OK best not to go with him then, what else have you got Johnny?

(Faster) Driver #2 Well this guy is kinda scary and says even less than Driver #1. He keeps going on about how he wants to kill the men who murdered his brother. It might be alright though, maybe he just needs a cup of coffee. Wait, he really seems to be more interested in killing those guys and doesn’t even care if he gets caught. Let’s put him in the “maybe” pile.

(The Driver) Driver #3 Ah this guy seems a bit more like it; the man can drive, outwit the cops and he’s unbelievably cool.  He keeps getting bothered by an obsessed cop though which makes things difficult.I really wish Frank Martin was available.


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Eoin Friel
Eoin Friel
I grew up watching JCVD, Sly and Arnold destroy bad guys, blow things up and spew one-liners like it's a fashion statement. Action is everything I go to the movies for and the reason I came up with this site is to share my love for the genre with everyone.

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