I know On Deadly Ground is unintentionally funny but I’ve always had a special place in my heart for it. After all, nothing protects the environment more than killing everyone who works for an evil oil corporation led by an even more evil Michael Caine.
There are so many classic scenes in this movie, from the “Cupcake” bar fight to the hilariously over the top bad guy deaths. There’s some bollocks about how we can take better care of the world but really nobody cares, we just want to see Steven Seagal bitchslap people like it’s going out of fashion and On Deadly Ground delivers that in spades.
The best thing about the film is Steven Seagal’s character name: Forrest Taft… brilliant.
Anyway how many people does Mister Taft dispose of? Check out the video below:
Seagal’s Kill Count: 33
Not a bad tally actually but if you’d spend less time moaning about the ozone layer and more time breaking necks I think we’d all be happier.