Never Date Action Hero Daughters

That’s Maggie Grace. Beautiful woman. She played Kim, Bryan Mills’ daughter, in Taken. Clearly, any guy would love to have her wrapped around his arm, but there’s one tiny problem: BRYAN MILLS!!! Can you imagi...
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Me and Bryan Mills Daughter

I walked up to the door. Very nervous. My hands are sweaty and I am shaking like a washing machine on overdrive. I lean forward and ring the doorbell. (DING) Kim answers the door. Looking beautiful as ever. Kim: Dad! Omar is he...
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The Expendable Connection

God Bless The Expendables. I’m not referring to the film itself or anything in particular towards the actual movie, but rather the cast and the subsequent “networking” that has occurred because of it. It’...
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My Thoughts: The Red Dawn Remake

I like the original Red Dawn. An 80’s movie that capitalized on the Cold War atmosphere with Soviets trying to invade the USA and it’s up to Patrick Swayze and company to stop them. A goofy, good time. Of course, it...
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A Day in the Life of an Action Hero

A typical schedule in the life of an action hero: 1. 1000 – Wake up haggard with a bottle of Jack in my hand. Take a swig and head late to work. 2. 1100 – Get chewed out by the police captain. Respond with smart ass...
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Mother/Daughter Action Movies

One thing I want to see in action movies more often are mother-daughter teams. We’ve always had father-son and father-daughter type action movies that the mother is almost always absent or just in trouble. I demand more a...
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My Thoughts: Robocop Remake

Robocop is one of the most influential and standout movies of the 80’s and a classic in the sci-fi and action genres. Of course, it is getting remade along with everything else. But is it worth checking out? Maybe. So far...
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The Food Pyramid of Action

Being an action hero doesn’t just require you to kill bad guys, say one liners, and shoot as many guns as humanly possible. No, it requires much more than those kinds of criteria. You also have to keep in mind your nutrit...
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My Thoughts: Starship Troopers Remake

I can safely say that Starship Troopers is one of my favorite movies of all time. The satire, the effects, the characters, the Dina Meyer boobage, and the gore work so seamlessly in this film and just makes it one of the most e...
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The Return of Chuck Norris

So we have a Renaissance of action stars returning back to the genre that defined their careers. Schwarzenegger has several movies down the pipeline, Lundgren is having success, and now we get the news that Chuck Norris is plan...
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