Sue Me! I Love Swordfish

Plot: There exists a world within our world. A world beneath what we call cyberspace. A world protected by firewalls, passwords and the most advanced security systems. In this world we hide our deepest secrets, our most incriminating information, and of course, a whole lot of money. This is the world of “Swordfish.” The world’s ..

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Sue Me! I Like Mortal Kombat (1995)

Video games are rarely successful when they are adapted to the big screen; however, despite all its flaws one of my personal favourites is Mortal Kombat from 1995. Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson Mortal Kombat was quite cheesy but it was a heck of a lot of fun with a cast that included Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Christopher ..

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Sue Me! I Love Wild Card (2015)

To prepare myself for watching Jason Statham steal the show in Fate of the Furious tonight I recently had another watch of his underrated Wild Card from 2015 which was a reworking of the Burt Reynolds movie Heat. It tells the tale of Nick Wild (Jason Statham); a Las Vegas bodyguard with lethal professional skills ..

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Sue Me! I Love The Specialist (1994)

Plot: Former CIA demolition expert Ray Quick (Sylvester Stallone) lives in Miami, where he works as a hit man. May Munro (Sharon Stone) contacts Ray to kill a family of mobsters led by Tom Leon (Rod Steiger) and his son (Eric Roberts), who murdered May’s parents 20 years ago. Ray agrees to the job and ..

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Sue Me! I Like Ninja Assassin

SYNOPSIS: Trained in methods of killing from an early age, Raizo (Rain) is a member of the secret clan of assassins known as the Ozunu. After the Ozunu kill his friend, however, Raizo breaks free from them and vanishes. Meanwhile, Europol agent Mika Coretti (Naomie Harris) discovers a money trail linking the the group to ..

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Sue Me! I Love Death Wish 3

While watching Electric Boogaloo the documentary about the rise and fall of Cannon films, Bill & Ted star Alex Winters said something incredibly disturbing: “Death Wish 3 is one of the worst films of all time”. To that I say bollocks good sir; I happen to love Death Wish 3 and I would go as ..

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Sue Me! I Love Sahara (2005)

I think the main thing people really remember about the movie Sahara is the legal battle between author Clive Cussler and the filmmakers. Cussler apparently said he was not happy with the movie adaptation and it all escalated from there. When released in 2005, the movie starring Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz was all set ..

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Sue Me! I like Special ID

I remember when the Donnie Yen movie Special ID came out in 2013 many fans were disappointed and it didn’t get great reviews either; they weren’t terrible but it still didn’t blow people away. Yen himself says a lot of material was cut from the final movie which affected the story including the relationship between ..

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Sue Me! I Love Under Siege 2

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory saw the return of iconic hero (and chef) Casey Ryback and was during the “Silver Era” of Steven Seagal (according to Vern). Sadly, Seagal has only had a few cinematic releases since then but this movie was one of the best cinematic experiences of my life because it was only me, ..

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Sue Me! I Love The Transporter 2

Plot: Mercenary Frank Martin (Jason Statham) has accepted a job that seems easy enough, as chauffeur and bodyguard to young Jack (Hunter Clary), son of crusading politician Jefferson Billings (Matthew Modine). The problem is that Billings is crusading against an international drug cartel. They retaliate by kidnapping Jack and infecting him with a deadly and highly ..

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Sue Me! I love Punisher: War Zone

I know we haven’t had a perfect Punisher movie yet but personally I’ve found something to enjoy in all three. Punisher: War Zone starring Ray Stevenson gets a lot of hate but I’ve always loved it. Sure the villains are annoyingly over the top and a bit cartoonish but the film genuinely feels like an ..

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