Kill Count: The Octagon (1980) Chuck Norris & Lee Van Cleef

I have to admit I’ve never really loved The Octagon; it certainly has its moments but Chuck Norris’s whispery voiceover was always a bit off-putting. Still, there are plenty of fight scenes and a few bodies are dropped, so let’s see how many people were killed courtesy of satanclause1.

Chuck Norris Kill Count: 16

Lee Van Cleef Kill Count: 2

Come on, Lee those are rookie numbers. 2? 2? I kill more people driving to work every day*.

 

 

* No, I don’t.