RoboCop Is the New KFC Colonel

I had to double check that it wasn’t April 1st but this is actually real. This isn’t anything to do with action movies aside from it’s about RoboCop but in a rather bizarre piece of news (possibly thought up by Bob Morton after heavy doses of nose candy) KFC have announced that RoboCop will be the new protector of their secret recipe.

“More than 30 years after his debut, we commissioned RoboCop with a new directive – to act as protector and preserve a copy of our secret recipe by transporting it to a nuclear proof location,” explained KFC Chief United States Marketing Officer Andrea Zahumensky. “Now, if you happen to survive the apocalypse, you can still enjoy Kentucky Fried Chicken. Makes perfect sense, right?”

There will apparently be new commercials featuring RoboCop starting February 24th.